April 2012
piratemadeofporcelain:
so flawless
piratemadeofporcelain:
so flawless
one direction in 2012: hey everyone we're having a us arena tour in 2013 even though its more than a year away and we haven't recorded the album yet tickets go on sale in 3 days hope you all can make it xx
one direction in 2013: hey everyone we're having a reunion concert in 2030 even though we're still together zap tickets go on sale in .2 milliseconds get them while they're hot xx
one direction in 2030: hey everyone we're having an afterlife concert in 2100 tickets on sale in .11 milliseconds get them while they're hot xx
one direction in 2100: hey everyone we're having a reincarnation/resurrection concert in 3000 ft. our special guest Jesus! don't forget to reincarnate yourself into another body/soul so you can get your tickets that went on sale 45 years ago PS. for presale you have to confess your past sins to a priest aha love ya :D x x
90% of people marry their 7th-12th grade love....
peetasguuurl:
ugh why did I read that???????????? Shit
Why.
Bring on the good news bitch.
ugh. I needa reblog this I’m sorry
i read it. fuck. BUT I’MA REBLOG CAUSE I’M ON KENDALL’SSSSSSSSSSSSSS.~
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ugh sorry i need this
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fuuuuccck why did I read this? oh well. yoloooo <3